He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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