I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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