i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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