Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize