My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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