My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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