their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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