I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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