I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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