i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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