Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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