once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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