I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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