Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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