so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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