I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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