I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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