I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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