We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize