I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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