I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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