ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
they need to just BURY HIM!
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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