i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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