You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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