She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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