stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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