i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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