doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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