oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
They are going to name an STD after you.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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