Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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