white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I have post one night stand depression
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