she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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