don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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