Yo dont text me then not text me
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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