Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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