My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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