"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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