one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm like, not good at living.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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