Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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