We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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