On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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