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dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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