Ambien. No doubt about it.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize