me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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