Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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