I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
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I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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