That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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