i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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