You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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