i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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